Good afternoon everyone.
I’m a bit annoyed. And when I say a bit, I mean that I internally raging. I’ve been dealing with some fussy, ugsome external clients that have been causing my frustration to smolder like a bright red ember. How to deal? This tea should help. I’ve named it RAGE TEA. Please make sure to refer to this tea in capital letters, as that is important.
RAGE TEA™ consists of what I feel, and the “attempt” to sooth my FIREY BURNING soul. First is chocolate. Enough said. There is also chamomile and mint in there, herbal ingredients that are known for their calming properties. Sadly these aren’t enough to stem my fuming.
So to give you a taste (literally) of how I feel, we’ve got some heat in this here tea. Chilie, pepper, and even a bit of the fire wood smoked tea. Together, blended and smoothed with fresh vanilla, RAGE TEA™ tastes delicious and leaves a tad bit of fiery bite on the tongue.
If only those external clients could have this tea. Burning hot. On their laps. Instead, my darlings, this tea is waiting for you hot under the cozy. Careful handling the red hot tea though, you could get burned.
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